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For those of us who feel a bit curmudgeonly around Valentine's Day, the cranky people at Spinner have complied a list of the top 20 meanest love songs.

But if the brittle laughter of the English teacher in you is more your thing, check out the top 20 worst lyrics ever.

Canadian Content alert at No. 8:
My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that
--Shania Twain, Honey I'm Home

Happy Valentine's Day.
I love you like
A fat kid loves cake
--50 Cents, 21 Questions (No. 18)